Aug 25th, 2011 by Ross Edwards
Jim Carrey, star of The Mask and Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, has released a video love letter directed at Emma Stone, the 22-year old star of The Amazing Spiderman, Zombieland and Superbad. Carrey acknowledges the age disparity and isn’t suggesting a September-May romance, just letting his true feelings be heard.
“I think you’re all the way beautiful, not just pretty but smart and kindhearted. If I were a lot younger I would marry you and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire.
And the sex…
And everyday for the rest of your life you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face. Sometimes a little gray in my beard and it takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to.”
Jim Carrey’s video love letter is sweet, not creepy as some members of the media have suggested. In fact, I would like to second Jim Carrey’s sentiments, without the smart and kindhearted part, since I’ve never met Emma Stone, and without the too-old part, since I’m not that much older than Emma.
Picture Related
Picture also highly related.
Oh boy.
Emma Stone also drive a Mini Cooper, a car that appropriately is beautiful but classy looking and looks like it would fit in well both parked outside a dive bar for wing night (Wednesdays, Ocean Mist, Matunuck RI, any time you feel like stopping by I’ll be the guy covered in wing sauce, Emma) or waiting for a valet at a country club.
Emma Stone Zombieland Premier photo via Jennytsy.blogspot.com.
Emma Stone Black Dress Photo Via Flixster.
Emma Stone Mini Cooper photo via celebritycarsblog.com
Emma Stone insanely gorgeous photo via cine101.com
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